Funny sms; 9386 messages
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
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MEDIL
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USA Tour
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Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
338 chars (3 sms)
I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
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Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....
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Some Translations in Urdu...!!
Wassup babe..?
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Munni,upar kya hai..?
Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!
R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?
Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!
Lets hangout..,
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Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
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Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?
Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...
-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.
- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..
- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..
- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
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Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...
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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
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There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .
You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
Main Reason :
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
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Packing Start Ker do
Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi
Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain
Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
191 chars (2 sms)
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....
RyTe..???
Isn''t It.....???
Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
144 chars (1 sms)
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../
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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......
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